MANIFESTATION: Drooling over the new Kayanos when the ones you have now are perfectly fine
MANIFESTATION: Grabbing more banana halves and bagels from the postrace food table than you could ever hope to eat
MANIFESTATION: Selling your Boston finisher’s medal on eBay; trying to unload your NYC Marathon entry to some desperate soul for double what you paid for it
MANIFESTATION: I think we all know what this one looks like.
MANIFESTATION: Losing your cool when the guy at the running store says the new Kayanos are sold out in your size, and they aren’t expecting another shipment for 6 weeks
MANIFESTATION: Coveting thy neighbor’s wife’s half-marathon PR
MANIFESTATION: Checking your appearance in every storefront window that you run past
Excerpt From: Mark Remy & Editors of Runner’s World. “The Runner’s Rule Book.”